A government driver on his retirementis a poem written by Chibuike Onu. So below is the poem according to how it was written.
- Many years on wheels
- In faithful service to his fatherland
- Today retires he home
- And a celebration he holds
- Many years has he pummeled his boozy throat
- In obedience to duty rules and regulations
- Today, he’ll go home a freeman
- Eligible for his country’s services
- “Come friends, rejoice with me
- I shall booze and zoom myself home
- Away from duty rules
- Come celebrate my freedom”
- “Early to duty tomorrow holds not,
- Thirty-five years of faithful services
- I’ll booze to sleep away my sufferings
- Today I’ve long waited for”
- More joy to send him home
- A brand new car in his name
- An appreciative symbol
- For undented thirty years of service to fatherland
- “Come friends, and rejoice more,
- Joy till no more joy to joy
- Today frees and makes me a king
- My patience rewarded.”
- And so, he boozed and boozed
- Celebrating the celebration of his retirement
- From faithful service to fatherland
- He battled with his bottle booze
- On his way home on wheels,
- Booze boozed his vision and clear judgment
- He boomed his brand new car
- And it sent him home
- Home to rest in peace.
— Chibuike Onu